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A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
Hammy J by ttag105 January 1, 2012
Words you can keep
Yo melissa let me get a hammy j?

Did you get a hammy j from melissa?
hammy j by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

Hammy Jammy 

I got a hammy jammy from Jenny the other day.
Hammy Jammy by i812 January 17, 2008

Hammy Jammy 

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car
Hammy Jammy by Houfyu December 31, 2018
the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’
How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.
hamm jam by marcsu October 14, 2018

Hamma Jamma

The meaning of Hamma Jamma is the same as definition of verb Fuck
"Ay bro, I really would Hamma Jamma that girl tonight"
Hamma Jamma by hammajammer January 15, 2022

Oh honey ham my jam 

That feeling when the beat drops.
Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
Oh honey ham my jam by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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