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hammer hawk 

1. One who possesses no skills.
2. A person that screws up everything they touch.
3. Somebody with no talent.
4. Can be used to describe somebody you really don't like.
1. "Paris Hilton is such a hammer hawk when it comes to sex."
2. "What a friggin hammer hawk move."
3. "Who the hell plays like that? What a hammer hawk! get off the field!"
4. "That kid is such a hammer hawk."
hammer hawk by xXZephyrXx November 16, 2007

hammer hawking 

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.
I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.
hammer hawking by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

Hammer Hawker 

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."
Hammer Hawker by H/H King March 1, 2010

Hammer-hawking 

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.
I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.
Hammer-hawking by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"

hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007

hammerhawk

goin balls deep on a hoe with a violent, spastic disposition.
Andrew: Im gona hammerhawk you hard tonight girl.
Nicole: whats that?!
Andrew: fuck your pussy beyond recognition.