Ham Salad 

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

Ham Salad by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

ham salad 

Ham Salad is for lunch.

It's good.

ham salad by Anonymous August 17, 2003

ham salad 

Tyler novaceks vagina

derek eats ham salad everyday

ham salad by brendon w February 4, 2009

HAM SALAD 

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

HAM SALAD by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Ham Salad Party 

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

Ham Salad Party by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025