ham bun

Hemroid. A nasty one. One that makes you want to cry and it's large enough to be the main course on your dinner plate.

I got this terrible ham bun from giving birth. It won't go away no matter how much pep-h I put on it!

by Smellymelly2014 January 17, 2014

ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.

I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!

by j-dang April 24, 2015

hambunger

Hambunder is a more honored way to say "hamburger", this term is usually used by the upper class of human society. Those who are using this term are classified as strong men with huge penises.

Eitan: hay hoe, can I have one hamburger no meyonese.
The King Of England: be aware of where you are, you are standing in the middle of Buckingham palace! Please be gentle and use the term "hambunger", fucking wonker faggot bitch.
Eitan: this is exactly what I intended to do.

by Genitor Pookatin February 1, 2022