halpha 

(Half-Alpha) A person that considers themselves an alpha male but only acts alpha around weak betas. When other real alphas are around they are intimidated and become insecure betas.

Matt is such a halpha, he’s always telling people stories about how great he is but anytime I’m around he’s quiet and will find a reason to leave.

halpha by AlexLewis October 11, 2018

halfhazardly 

A non-word many illiterate people use in place of "haphazardly."

I am halfhazardly using the English language right now.

halfhazardly by AstroMacGuffin November 20, 2013

halphorism 

A common saying or phrase of which the second half is usually omitted.

Most people don't realize, but "Curiosity killed the cat" is actually a misleading halphorism; it actually ends with "but satisfaction brought it back".

halphorism by markstheshark March 1, 2015

haphazard sheep 

a sheep that builds anarchy towers with a cottagecore vibe

haphazard sheep and tomatoes are going to take over the world

haphazard sheep by tomatoesaregreat January 20, 2021

haphazard

Planing something out as you go, Thinking about the end result and not the plan ahead of time

Jack Sparrow is a haphazard person

haphazard by Thor_Azrail January 21, 2009

Halthanksmas 

A holiday beginning on October 31st and spanning through to December 31st, created to facilitate the retail season;
A season completely devoid of any spiritual, social or religious significance, devoted solely to bolstering the sales of National mega-chains;
A new opportunity for Hallmark Cards to create a non holiday

"Don, have you started your Halthanksmas shopping? Its getting late - yesterday was Labor Day!"
"Last year my parents really missed the boat on the Halthanksmas shopping sales, and the new Nintendo DS add on were all sold out by October- I'm so pissed",
"I can't believe I forgot to get Doreen a Halthanksmas card ,and gift certificate to Wal-Marts- I'm such a shitty boss...."

Halthanksmas by wstlnguy November 12, 2009

haphazard

To do something without order or planning, or to seem random. Easily remembered because it sounds and is basically the same as half-assed.

His room seemed haphazard with the clothes scattered everywhere.

haphazard by some hobo with a computer November 25, 2009