half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.

1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."

2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.

3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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