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halotta by Sun-Cheung Nguyen October 12, 2020
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Halostalgic 

The feeling of a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former Halo experience or game, to one's past Halo-dedicated and obsessed life where the only thing that mattered was pwning n00bs with friends, or to one's Xbox Live family a.k.a. the long disbanded Halo 2 clan; a sentimental yearning for the happiness that only the Halo franchise brings with its cooperative campaign, hours of multiplayer and the lack of a social life or girlfriend/boyfriend.
Person A: "Dude, Billy has been listening to the Halo soundtrack all week."
Person B: "Yeah, he's been really Halostalgic before Reach comes out."
Halostalgic by SpryO3 September 3, 2010
Similar to Narutard and Bleachtard except that the person is a extreme fan of the Halo game series.
Stop playing Halo and get a life, you halotard.
halotard by Brett Sun March 13, 2008

HaloTracker 

Godly place for all Halo related stats and information on users. Of course its XBOX ONLY. HTR also runs contests and challenges while promoting user streams. View your Halo Reach Stats Here, they feature every gametype and will put your skills to the test. Leaderboards for users are also on he site.
I love to go to HaloTracker.com to view my stats
HaloTracker by BetaisSicK May 16, 2011
2.refer's to Halo82 at the various comic book forums online.
Sikkbones: Halotard!!!!
Halotard by sikkbones June 24, 2008

halotage 

n. The compilation of video game clips from the Halo series on Xbox or PC. Usually these clips highlight no scopes, sticks, killing sprees, medals and above all tea bags.
"Check out my halotage on youtube, I raped faces"
halotage by Swvodoo January 19, 2008
a being above all tards that never misses.
halotard: (spits major facts)
mostly everyone: kis me
halotard by halotard February 18, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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