halloween slut

Girl who uses halloween as an excuse to act and dress like a slut. Halloween sluts are characterized by their thought that in the morning no one will remember how skanky and utterly trashy they looked the night before. But the truth is, once a halloween slut, always a halloween slut. Everyone remembers.
Halloween sluts forget the reason for the season. Halloween is not about squezing into a "french maid" outfit you got at the local porn store that is purposefully 3 sizes too small or living out your dream to be a victoria secret model despite your beer gut and flab ass. It's about candy and beer.

"Did you see Jessica's fat ass in nothing but underwear last night?" - sensible girl #1
"No, but I did see JoJo in a nurse outfit that showed her ass cheeks." - sensible girl #2
"Damn, our campus is nothing but a bunch of halloween sluts" - sensible girl #1

by Michelle Tanner August 22, 2006

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009