half ply

When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.

damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006