Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

Half Bake by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing

John was only half baked no good for fuck all

half bake by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013

half-bake it 

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

half-bake it by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010

Half baked Intellectualism 

Half baked Intellectualism refers to individuals whos only merit or credibility in relation with either political or social topics or matters lies explicitly upon their research and study and not backed with any level of first hand personal experience. therefore lacking any level of true or real incite and understanding of the mentioned topics or issues. Whereby they simply recite the works of others and thus fancy them selves to be knowledgeable and educated. Without having made any real contribution to the discussion or issue at hand.

The best way to summarise Half baked Intellectualism. Is to say that

Mike who has his whole life lived in a free society and thus has never experienced first hand the horrors of tyranny or subjugation, but has a Masters degree in political science. Writes a book addressing his views in relation with life under tyranny and suppression.

Half baked Intellectualism by Baron Neville June 29, 2015

half-baked idea 

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons

Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!

half-baked idea by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014

half baked 

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

half baked by tokin D May 31, 2004

half baked 

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie

Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!

half baked by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007