When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull
dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you'
re probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:
This is when your favorite
boy-
crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy
crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you
grant your boy
crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"