Definitions by Freeky-Deeky

Bricks were not shat 

When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.

Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."

Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.

Bricks were not shat by Freeky-Deeky September 18, 2010

Hairmster 

That disgusting pile of hair that collects near the drain in the shower that slightly resembles a hamster. Caution should be taken when disposing of a hairmster.

Bella: Ew! You left a hairmster in the shower!

Colleen: It's not like you don't do the same!

Hairmster by Freeky-Deeky September 9, 2010