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Hairitude 

The attitude you get after you get your hair done and you know you look bomb.
"I can't stand their hairitude. We get it, they're feeling themselves."

"Dude my hairitude is another level. I just dumped my man and quit my job but I dont even give a fuck, cuz I look bomb."
Hairitude by anonalisa October 4, 2020
Words you can keep
This is the attitude that a 'hater' has. Often found on YouTube leaving their 'hate' comments on people's 'channels, internet haters only require some typing skills and much hateitude.

Also, more popular is the all hating person that likes to hate on people that have it going on. "that mother fuker got a hateitude on 'cause I stack more paper than him and got me more bitches"
Stop it with the hateitude, I'll often reply, after a hater has left his 'comment'.

Easy with the hateitude, pops. If you don't like what you see here, change the 'channel'

The hatey attitude of the ever present hater.
Hateitude by cuts777 December 9, 2010
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Hattitude 

Attitude that comes with the wearing of certain hats.....like:

Hats that are rare.
Hats that are really expensive.
Hats that show authority.
Hats that denote a fraternity or club/group.
That frat boy really has a bad hattitude.
Hattitude by amnesiavictim April 9, 2009

hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had
dude, you commited hairicide!
hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

hattitude 

the ability to pull off wearing any type of hat without looking ridiculous.
i.e. wearing unusual headgear and making it seem perfectly natural.
shit son, that little white boy tom can really wear a sombrero...he has some serious hattitude.

or

i have so much hattitude i will rock a beret in the morning, a fez in the afternoon, and helmet all night long and bitches will still be hanging off of me.
hattitude by alan rennie May 1, 2008

hairtitude 

When you know bitch gonna have an attitude just by the style of her haircut.
She got a hairtitude today because of the new haircut she got yesterday.
hairtitude by donmul April 19, 2016

hackitude 

In programming slang, refering to the degree of quick fixes, limited-scope solutions, workarounds and inclusion of fragile code. Commonly used with negative connotations.
I hate Java. Every time I wanted to use such and such way of doing things, I ran into problems. Example: lack of unsigned arithmetic. Each "feature" required workarounds of the highest hackitude normally.
hackitude by dazza85 July 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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