hair of the cat

drinking non-alcoholic beverages to relieve a hangover, especially when others in the area are engaged in consuming alcohol to feel better. An antonym for "hair of the dog" and alluding to one drinking like a pussy.

Person One: "Bartender, I'll have a Diet Coke."

Person Two: "Why aren't you having a beer, you puss?"

Person One: "Bad hangover. Hair of the cat."

hair of the cat by Clutch1 April 18, 2010

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hair of the cat

Similar to "hair of the dog" meaning a beer to cure a hangover, except "hair of the cat" typically means a second date, rendezvous, etc with a girl that you hung out with a few days before. Contrary to popular opinion, it does NOT mean just "sex". It can mean that you had an awesome date and want to see her again, that you've been missing her and can't stop thinking about her, etc.

Or it can mean that you just haven't fucked your gf in a few days and you're missing her pussy as much as you're missing her.

Steve: Totally craving some hair of the cat, man. Wednesday night was awesome.

Dave: So I'll go ahead and assume you'll be too busy for our fantasy football league this year....

hair of the cat by aaandy September 25, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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