A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

hagiography by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

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Hageman Dancer

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007

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