When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''

Hegglund by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018

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hailey haglund

Super Sexy, This girl is the meaning of "Goddaayyyuuummmm!!! " Her Personality shits on all these regular ratchet hoes y'all stupid bitches turn-in into nowadays skeet skerr!!

Fuck around, Hailey Haglund will have yo ass steady fainted on the ground blown away by her beauty. Hailey Haglund Is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, so if you happen to be the lucky guy to come across this sweet piece of glory. You Better Never Let Her go, and Treat her Like a QUEEN.

"Ayee bruh dont fuck with my girl, shes a Hailey Haglund"

hailey haglund by fuckyocouchbiotch April 15, 2015

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