When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg'
s ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you
don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her
asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that
girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.
" See here
marshall, that big
bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and
broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''