hag along 

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.

"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."

hag along by Coell December 30, 2005

hag-along 

A fag hag's boyfriend or husband

Hag-alongs are not only fun to dress up, they can make great protection for the whole gang returning from a club late at night.

hag-along by puckinsf June 23, 2011

hagalong 

The ugly friend(s) in a pack of girls at a bar. Usually only included in the group as a way for the hotter chicks to make themselves seem more attractive. See also: grenade

Dude, I'm not saying she doesn't look good, but she wouldn't be as hot if it weren't for that trail of hagalongs behind her.

hagalong by Your Freindly Neighborhood Beard December 15, 2008

Hagalong 

The straight girl(s) that follow their gay friends places they are not wanted and are oblivious to that fact.

Who brought their hagalongs to a leather bar? They are crowding the bar and it’s impossible to get a drink.

Hagalong by LanternHal July 20, 2023