The ugly friend(s) in a pack of girls at a bar. Usually only included in the group as a way for the hotter chicks to make themselves seem more attractive. See also: grenade
Dude, I'm not saying she doesn't look good, but she wouldn't be as hot if it weren't for that trail of hagalongs behind her.
by Your Freindly Neighborhood Beard December 15, 2008
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Who brought their hagalongs to a leather bar? They are crowding the bar and it’s impossible to get a drink.
by LanternHal July 20, 2023
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by puckinsf June 23, 2011
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by Samsung456 June 21, 2016
Get the Hogalong mug.Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.
"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"
"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."
"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."
by Coell December 30, 2005
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