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Hagalong 

The straight girl(s) that follow their gay friends places they are not wanted and are oblivious to that fact.
Who brought their hagalongs to a leather bar? They are crowding the bar and it’s impossible to get a drink.
Hagalong by LanternHal July 20, 2023
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hag-along 

Hag-alongs are not only fun to dress up, they can make great protection for the whole gang returning from a club late at night.
hag-along by puckinsf June 23, 2011

Hogalong 

When a person of heavy nature hobbles as he or she walks slowly.
Here comes hogalong.
Hogalong by Samsung456 June 21, 2016

hag along 

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.
"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."
hag along by Coell December 30, 2005

hagaloogie

Ciao!
Hagaloogie!
hagaloogie by Lacka May 1, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026