haddockify

A more "fishy" way of working with regulations.

Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!

by QuacksO November 23, 2020

Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

by Gunnlove July 14, 2010