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cancel gyms 

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.
Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!
cancel gyms by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023
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A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.
Chad is such a gymsexual
Gymsexual by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Gymscipline

Jake: I thought you were going to the gym all week.
George: I was planning on it, but I lack the gymscipline.
Gymscipline by Joe Hinkin March 12, 2008

Gymscuse 

When a workout partner has some bullshit exscuse not to go to the gym.
Man, I don't get out of work till 5 today...

Bro, I don't wanna hear your shitty gymscuses.
Gymscuse by LargoMargo June 19, 2008

gymspiration 

The thing or person that inspires you to go to the gym when you don't particularly feel like going but know you should.
Typical gymspiration for women - not wanting to look fat like xyz or say, wanting a body like the latest Britney Spears or Lady Gaga video.

Gerard Butler might be gymspiration for guys, to go to the gym rather than the pub.
gymspiration by AntiCelebrity November 27, 2009
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.

Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."

"Gymsters are starved for attention"

"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"

"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
Gymster by alfsdjkk May 25, 2013