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cancel gyms 

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.
Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!
cancel gyms by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023
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A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.
Chad is such a gymsexual
Gymsexual by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Gymscipline

The will power to go to the gym on a regular basis.
Jake: I thought you were going to the gym all week.
George: I was planning on it, but I lack the gymscipline.
Gymscipline by Joe Hinkin March 12, 2008

Gymscuse 

When a workout partner has some bullshit exscuse not to go to the gym.
Man, I don't get out of work till 5 today...

Bro, I don't wanna hear your shitty gymscuses.
Gymscuse by LargoMargo June 19, 2008

gymspiration 

The thing or person that inspires you to go to the gym when you don't particularly feel like going but know you should.
Typical gymspiration for women - not wanting to look fat like xyz or say, wanting a body like the latest Britney Spears or Lady Gaga video.

Gerard Butler might be gymspiration for guys, to go to the gym rather than the pub.
gymspiration by AntiCelebrity November 27, 2009
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.

Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."

"Gymsters are starved for attention"

"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"

"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
Gymster by alfsdjkk May 25, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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