gwenabelle krimmer, n. A DJ on Second Life renowned for spinning incredible tunes and laying down mixes that cause people to shoot sploog out thier ears. Occasionally one will find her with a lilith attatched to her leg. Has the ability to cause a man's testicles to explode merely by speaking german. Drinks the blood of innocents. Doesn't vote republican.
"Hey guys, I am going to club COMAsylum to listen to Gwenabelle Krimmer. Im bringing a napkin, listening to her always makes my ears fill with sticky creamy sploog."
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.