gwenabelle krimmer, n. A DJ on Second Life renowned for spinning incredible tunes and laying down mixes that cause people to shoot sploog out thier ears. Occasionally one will find her with a lilith attatched to her leg. Has the ability to cause a man's testicles to explode merely by speaking german. Drinks the blood of innocents. Doesn't vote republican.
"Hey guys, I am going to club COMAsylum to listen to Gwenabelle Krimmer. Im bringing a napkin, listening to her always makes my ears fill with sticky creamy sploog."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.