guywag

Alternate (read: slightly more studly) name for the man-purse, murse, messenger bag or "satchel" that straight or metro guys try to get away with carrying these days. Usually is made of canvas.

Comes from the Australian term "swag", a waterproof bedroll that foot-travelers used to roll up their possessions in for safekeeping and easy travel.

"Hey, Brett, check out Hunter's man-purse. He's such a prep."
"Naw, dude, don't you know anything? That's totally a guywag."
"What's a guywag?"
"Check urbandictionary and find out yourself, you lazy slacker."

by freakydeakscale October 27, 2009

Guuwag

A pro gamer

Guuwag is better.

by Guuwag February 26, 2021

Guyag

A proper good deep-throat chokin' on a dick

I was mid guyag when mother rang.

by MMXXL June 16, 2021

Guyagnosis

When a male tries to figure out what's wrong with someone with nothing at all to back up their claim. Usually a bad idea. When used on a female, it's generally sexist.

John: Sally must be crying because she's having her period.
Bill: Dude, she just got robbed.
John: Well, that's my guyagnosis so you can live with it.

by Paradox0913 October 23, 2011

guyage

A word of rather broad meaning used to describe absolutely everything

That guy is straight effin' guyage

by Brett Albers February 18, 2005

Guuwag

Guuwag is a pro gamer and if your username is Guuwag your way better at gaming then your friends.

Guuwag is just way better then you

by Guuwag February 26, 2021

gutwagon

an extremly old man or woman.

Did you see that gutwagon in the wheel chair?

by M island February 20, 2008