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guy-dyke 

A man, often but not always gay, who favors the stereotypically lesbian lifestyle, i.e., Birkenstocks, sandals, long scruffy hair, recycling, vegetarian pot-lucks, child-raising, etc. as oppossed to circuit parties, gym memberships, promiscuity, and fashion etc.
Remember that show "All in the Family"? Gloria's husband, Mike, a.k.a. "Meathead" was a real *guy-dyke*.
guy-dyke by AJK December 19, 2003
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A guydyke is a man who, whether intentionally or unintentionally, attracted to lesbian women. A guydyke often pursues relationships with women only to find out that those women are not attracted to his sex. Some guydykes feel like they live a cursed existence of being attracted to a type of woman they can't have.
Brad: Dude I made a move on Jessica but she told me she's a lesbian.
Al: Sucks to be you man.
Brad: That's the fifth lesbian I've been attracted too, man!
Al: Looks like you really are a guydyke
guydyke by SimpingFool March 23, 2020
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The name given to a guy that likes/wants to have relationships with lesbians
Bob-"Hey, look at that girl over there"
Bill-"oh her, she's a lesbian"
Bob-"OMFG no way, score!"
Bill-"You're such a guydyke!"
guydyke by Toootoootootoo November 30, 2009
It originally meant a cishet man who fetishized lesbian relationships/wanted to be in one but it was to good to waste on them so the butches took it
random person: “are you a transgender man?”
butch lesbian: “i’m a guydyke”
guydyke by lesbian_mess August 20, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026