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jaime guttenberg

one of the 17 victims of the parkland shooting on 2.14.18
jaime guttenberg was such a sweet girl , she deserved better .

Guttenberg 

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.
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NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?
Guttenberg by NinT71 August 26, 2013

Gutenberg Press 

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.
Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

Gutentarged 

"My brother in arms got Gutentarged by the nazis."
Gutentarged by ITSAME123 June 9, 2020

gettin' a Guttenberg 

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")
President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005