gurdey

The act of downing 30 draft beers at a dive bar and then having to be carried out on a gurney

Dude did you see Bryce last night? Dude got carried out on a gurdey

by Rheumatoid Arthritis July 27, 2023

Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Gurdeep

Smart, Sexy, Caring, Very loving, Kindhearted, Respectful. The one who is helpful to everyone. you meet this guy and then you just want to be friends with him. Will do anything to make someone happy. Stays calm most of the time, even in worst situations. Also will fuck you up if you mess with him.

If your friends with gurdeep you will know how much he cares about you.

by Loveyoutotheend April 17, 2019

Gurkey

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

Hurdy Gurdy

A stringed instrument invented during the Medieval period in which sound is produced by turning a crank connected to a rosined wheel that excites the strings, much like a violin bow. Different notes are achieved by pressing in keys to which tiny metal or wood pieces called tangents are attached that touch the melody string (or strings) and change their sounding length. These instruments usually have one or more drone strings in addition to the melody string(s) whose pitch is fixed. Often, a hurdy gurdy will possess a buzzing bridge, also known as a "dog", which supplies a rhythmic buzz every time the player sharply jerks the crank. The instrument is held on the lap with the right hand cranking the wheel and the other pressing the keys (in right-handed instruments). The hurdy gurdy sounds similar to bagpipes, but is very different in the way it produces sound. The hurdy gurdy was popular in France, among many other places in Western and Eastern Europe, and though at various points it was associated with the peasantry, it was a favorite instrument of the aristocracy in the 18th century.

What do you need for a Medieval rave? A hurdy gurdy.

by Diderot April 15, 2013