a lovely breed of child with one parent being of the Puerto Rican race and the other of the Guatemalan. Not many exsist but the ones who do are usually a site to see! They genes in the DNA mix quite wonderfully. Green eyes with dark curly hair or light skinned, soft brown hair sometimes accompanied by a Puerto Rican booty. Very rarely called Puertomalan, since that just sounds silly.
Person#1- Hey..she's half Puerto Rican and half Guatemalan! What can we call her...?
Person#2- She's a Guaterican!
An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.