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Finger Gun 

Used by placing the "gun" to the side of one's own head or under the chin, as if committing suicide, to indicate a strong desire to be put out of one's misery, either from boredom or exasperation.
-Hey, have you seen jose's picture?
No, why?
-He has a finger gun to his head!
Oh, I think he wants to take away his life:\
Finger Gun by Dyablo October 2, 2011

Finger Gun 

What douches do in two-person photos. The d-bag will put one hand on the back of his companion to relax and distract the person. With the other hand he will make a gun shape and point at the person's upper body. The other person is now a douche too, but isn't aware of it because they're looking at the camera.
Goddamnit Bob, why do you always douche it up with the finger gun!
Finger Gun by W_L January 1, 2010

Shakey-Finger Gun Answer 

When a person has an answer to the question that is subjective, their hand shakes drastically in order to show their excitement to answer the question. This is followed by an 'I suppose' and then the answer. Another following statement is a 'Depends on the context'. Another way to get the attention from answering the question is a statement of 'ahhh-sir/ma'am'.
Teacher - "What is the answer to Question 9"
Student- *shakey-finger gun answer* "ahhhhh-sirrrr"
Teacher - "Yes (insert student)"
Student- "Oh, uh, well I suppose, that the answer to Question 9, depending on the context, is the child is in the wrong. But I suppose that it really depends on the context again, uhh, ummm."

Finger Gun 

the act in which one person provides sexual stimulation for another person by making a gun with their fingers, before thrusting the 'gun' in and out of another persons holes while making a shooting noise with their mouth.
Situation 1:

John: "I was out last night, and this dirty hoe asked if i would finger gun her, what the fuck!?"

Situation 2:

Person 1: "I was finger gunning your mum the other day and.."

Person 2: "Wait, what!?" *Beats the shit out of him*

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun 

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

Empty threat from a finger gun 

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!