2 definitions by KevTheBaptist

Gumph

An alcoholic beverage also known as Cherry Lambrini.

Best accompanied by some ice, a glace cherry and served in the Holy Grail Of Gumph (located in Scotland.)

"Right, lets get wired in about The Gumph now"

by KevTheBaptist September 14, 2006

skran

An item of food, usually desired when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Similar to munch, but a snack of more substance and less goodness.
e.g. some chips and cheddar

"Right dude, I'm going to have to have some skran soon"

by KevTheBaptist September 14, 2006