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gum fuck 

A adjective in the context of calling your friend a unruly dumb ass and emphasis on their out of norm behavior of not reading the room.
Amerigo you're a complete gum fuck; why did you have to act sus in front of the principal?

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly
brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

Flappy gum ass mother fucker 

When someone talks so much everything that they talk is shit and they fuck their mother
“Hey bob” “yea” “shut your flappy gum ass mother fucker up”

Gumfucked 

An elderly person giving a blowjob after removing there false teeth
Bob (87yr old) Doris give me a blow job
Doris ( 91 yr old)
Is that a £15 normal

Or do you want Gumfucked for£20
Gumfucked by Jock 8796 August 12, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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