gulungus

An extremely fat and obese person, usually a white individual with the cubic mass of at least 3 average humans.

"OMG do you see that gulungus?"
"Yeah he's taking up aisle 14, I won't be able to get the milk"

by 111dayz March 4, 2025

super-gulungus

An individual that's mass considerably exceeds the average gulungus, identified by their coloured hair and ungodly number of chins. High chance of being autistic.

"God Dayum look at the size of that pink-haired gulungus"

"Nahh that over there is a super-gulungus, just look at all those chins"

by 111dayz March 4, 2025

nepow glungus

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.

Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

Glungus

A latex glove filled with colored water

Dude that's one nice glungus you got there!!
Yeah man it's my five one of the night, I'm hoping the pop on this one is massive

by WhimsMoose October 4, 2020

kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty

Look at that kneepow glungus, that is overpowered

by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017

Neepow Glungus

a commonly used term by internet persona Braiden, a character M3RKMU51C created,

Braiden commonly uses it as a family friendly way of of saying 'gun'

"oh, oh my god i just got a quad feed with that new dlc neepow glungus of mine".

by KAREN_LOGIC!?!?!?!?!?!/ August 7, 2017

Glungus

A racial slur that is very very offensive towards white people.

Your are a fucking glungus

by CMBDino December 19, 2020