guiltology

An insensitive, insincere apology only given out of guilt. The motives for the apology are not to actually make the one being given the apology feel better, but instead to make the one apologizing feel better. In other words, an apology given by a selfish, narcissistic, dickhead whose only goal is to clear their own conscience.

My brother stole money out of my purse and after confronting him I received a guiltology.

by keepyourfakeapology May 11, 2011

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

e-Giftology

The study and science of giving and receiving a gift purchased online.

She knew her 6000 feedback rating after years of only doing Christmas shopping via eBay made her an expert in e-Giftology.

by Paul Dumas February 6, 2008

Guidology

The study of the cast Jersey Shore to speak their dialect and to dress in their fashion.

Shane studies guidology every week so he knows how to behave and dress for the weekend.

by dfadad2qdx May 2, 2011

GIFtology

The study of how to create a GIF

If you want to create a really great GIF, learn GIFtology from a master GIFtologist, one who teaches GIFtology, the studyof creating super GIFs!

by WordChic December 3, 2017