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e-Giftology
She knew her 6000 feedback rating after years of only doing Christmas shopping via eBay made her an expert in e-Giftology.
e-Giftology by Paul Dumas February 6, 2008
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goatology
goatology by Professor01 June 6, 2020
guiltology
An insensitive, insincere apology only given out of guilt. The motives for the apology are not to actually make the one being given the apology feel better, but instead to make the one apologizing feel better. In other words, an apology given by a selfish, narcissistic, dickhead whose only goal is to clear their own conscience.
guiltology by keepyourfakeapology May 11, 2011
gigyology
gigyology by zach phillisjhvkhv August 1, 2008
guffology
guffology by theguffologist February 21, 2023
girthology
Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.
Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.
Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.
girthology by Rawrare April 8, 2023
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026