guddler

From scottish slang guddle which mean messy,shit hole.

me: "You are such a guddler"
you: " yeah im a shit hole"

by DivxOn May 26, 2010

guddle

To insert one's finger(s) into a woman's vagina to pleasure her digitally, while simultaneously having penile-vaginal intercourse with her. (From the Scottish term used to describe the catching of a fish with one's hands by tickling it on its underbelly before snatching it out of the water.)

As used in Diana Gabaldon's novel, _An Echo in the Bone_: "He pulled out the finger (from her anus) and guddled her, light and quick, all along the slick deep parts, feeling his own cock under his fingers, big and slippery, stretching her..."

by I.R. Litterid December 21, 2013

Guddle

Messy, Shit hole (Scottish slang term)

This room is a guddle. Get it tidied

by Steven Elliott February 6, 2009

Guddle

Use of anus during sex; digital penetration of anus;

I found this in Diane Gabaldon's latest book "An Echo in the Bone", p. 121 and had no clue, although one could guess from the context. "He pulled out the finger and guddled her, light and quick, all along the slick deep parts..." in Jamie's effort to bring Clare to orgasm as quickly as possible. Here the word "guddled" is used to describe what was done after removing his finger from her anus, so messy would definitely apply. As always, the author finds wonderful ways to use Scottish slang words one has never heard of.

by Avidly Reading October 15, 2009

Gudder

Anything bad you can call a person. Often used in adjective form.

You're such a Gudder!

by Afro_Ninja November 19, 2011

Giddler

A slur for Crusty Old Man. Can be used as an insult but is only politically correct for other crusty old men to say.

Jerome (an epic young kid): man, old Jenkins pushed me off his lawn and t was totally unradical!
Will (another epic young kid): oh he’s nothing but an old Giddler
Jerome: if my dad heard you use that kind of language, he’d grab the belt right now!
Jerome’s dad (a giddler): what the fuck did you say Chucklenuts?!
*Jerome and Will scream and run away*

by God o’ Vore June 10, 2018

Guddle

To cradle one's "GUT" in an act of loneliness.

1) "My girlfriend dumped me lastnight so I guddled myself to sleep."

by ssxboarder02 April 24, 2009