Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

Related Words

guckleton • Fuckletons • gucklet • gumbleton • Suckleton • maxwell-gumbleton

gucklet

When you smear your balls on a girls face while farting in her mouth

Lizzy what happened to you i got Gucklet by billy

gucklet by I DONT FUCKING KNOW December 5, 2016

Fuckletons

A group of people who appear to be nice and folksy, but are really terrible assbuckets.

The Supreme Court just overturned Roe vs. Wade, what a bunch of fuckletons.

Fuckletons by The One and Only Furnace July 7, 2022

Suckleton

When you suck the cum out of ones pussy and spit it into their mouth and they use the cum that you spit in their mouth as lube to jerk you off.

Person 1: How was your first date with Haley?
Person 2: Dude, I came in her pussy, sucked it out, and spit my nut into her mouth and she used it to finish me again, the best suckleton I've ever received.

Suckleton by BigBeefyBanana October 17, 2023

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

maxwell-gumbleton by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026