guckleton

A dumb person who doesn’t understand the simplest of things

1: What are you talking about.
2: Shut up guckleton.

by TophatJerry August 21, 2023

gumbleton

Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

gucklet

When you smear your balls on a girls face while farting in her mouth

Lizzy what happened to you i got Gucklet by billy

by I DONT FUCKING KNOW December 5, 2016

Fuckletons

A group of people who appear to be nice and folksy, but are really terrible assbuckets.

The Supreme Court just overturned Roe vs. Wade, what a bunch of fuckletons.

by The One and Only Furnace July 7, 2022

Suckleton

When you suck the cum out of ones pussy and spit it into their mouth and they use the cum that you spit in their mouth as lube to jerk you off.

Person 1: How was your first date with Haley?
Person 2: Dude, I came in her pussy, sucked it out, and spit my nut into her mouth and she used it to finish me again, the best suckleton I've ever received.

by BigBeefyBanana October 17, 2023

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018