Person 1: that guy is such a fucking guake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die
Person 2: no he isnt! he loves me and i love him too
three years later....person one is pregnant with his baby along with two other girls
Person 2: no he isnt! he loves me and i love him too
three years later....person one is pregnant with his baby along with two other girls
by jesslovesmomo September 26, 2010
The act of giving your partner sloppy head (sucking duck). This is the sound one so mouth will make when giving head with a generous amount of saliva and slurping.
The word “guak” is derived from guacamole , the word used to signify that you want head without others knowing.
The word “guak” is derived from guacamole , the word used to signify that you want head without others knowing.
I gave my boyfriend that 1, 2 Guak Guak combo.
Girlfriend: do you want guacamole on the way home today?
Boyfriend: yea we can get some before we go to the store.
Girlfriend: do you want guacamole on the way home today?
Boyfriend: yea we can get some before we go to the store.
by Jrue Holiday September 23, 2019
Guak: adjective. Can be used in place of many other adjectives. Depending on the context of the sentence it has several different meanings, but it is almost always a negative connotation. It can describe a person, place, thing, concept, idea, belief, etc. It is usually used in place of: wack, silly, ugly, dumb, uninteresting, stupid.
1. "He is so guak."
This could be implying many things: He is wack, unattractive, doing too much, has a bunk personally, boring, etc.
2. "That purse is so guak."
Stating that the purse is ugly in some kind of fashion.
3. "You are so guak" (When referring to a friend)
Usually to replace stupid or silly, like when your friend cracks a joke, or something of the sort.
This could be implying many things: He is wack, unattractive, doing too much, has a bunk personally, boring, etc.
2. "That purse is so guak."
Stating that the purse is ugly in some kind of fashion.
3. "You are so guak" (When referring to a friend)
Usually to replace stupid or silly, like when your friend cracks a joke, or something of the sort.
by Michelle Denise Kramer February 27, 2008
by Mandygirl October 28, 2005
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I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!
by 8Peanut7 December 7, 2022
I was lying in my bed attempting to go to sleep. Outside in the street I heard a young couple talking. I heard the guy say " guak "
by St. Ias October 30, 2005