Guake

a guy who talks to many girls in a flirtatious mannor at once.

Person 1: that guy is such a fucking guake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die

Person 2: no he isnt! he loves me and i love him too

three years later....person one is pregnant with his baby along with two other girls

Guake by jesslovesmomo September 26, 2010

12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008

Guaterican 

a lovely breed of child with one parent being of the Puerto Rican race and the other of the Guatemalan. Not many exsist but the ones who do are usually a site to see! They genes in the DNA mix quite wonderfully. Green eyes with dark curly hair or light skinned, soft brown hair sometimes accompanied by a Puerto Rican booty. Very rarely called Puertomalan, since that just sounds silly.

Person#1- Hey..she's half Puerto Rican and half Guatemalan! What can we call her...?
Person#2- She's a Guaterican!

Guaterican by Carmen Gomez December 26, 2008

Guatemolian 

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.

Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

Guatemolian by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Glake

Glake is baltimore slang meaning a hoe.
it’s also explained as a female/male that everybody have had.

Yousa Glake 😂

Glake by baltimoremade June 25, 2023

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019