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a guy who talks to many girls in a flirtatious mannor at once.
Person 1: that guy is such a fucking guake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die

Person 2: no he isnt! he loves me and i love him too

three years later....person one is pregnant with his baby along with two other girls
by jesslovesmomo September 26, 2010
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