this is when you go from the middle to the left of the keyboard typing the middle letter, then the top letter, then the bottom letter, and then do it again but going from the middle to the right of the keyboard.
person 1: i'm so bored i typed qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncvb
person 2: i typed gtbfrvdecswxaqzhynjumkilop
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'