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Grundle grande 

The grundle grande is when on a hot moist day you run your hand from your grundle to your balls and then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did you hear about Jeff . Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
Grundle grande by Hdockboy May 30, 2023

Grundle grande 

The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
Grundle grande by Hdockboy May 30, 2023

Grundel Grinder 

one who has sex with the hair between the anus and the vagina
Man Ray, why you got to grundel grind my cousin busta?
Grundel Grinder by Anonymous April 28, 2003
grindle (n.)
a term for a revolting, vile, absolutely awful person who continuously hits on people. some characteristics can include disgusting, selfish, ugly, dumb, and basic.
Alex Grindle is the definition of grindle.
Grindle by Preacher Anna July 23, 2020
grindle (n.)
a term for a revolting, vile, absolutely awful person who continuously hits on people. some characteristics can include disgusting, selfish, ugly, dumb, and basic.
Alex Grindle is the definition of Grindle
Grindle by Preacher Anna July 23, 2020

grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person
Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.
grindle gobbler by JThungstrom July 10, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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