After performing ATM on someone, during which you've pulled out a plum, their teeth become fouled with said plum they become angry and sad and in a horrific grimace have a shocking resemblance to a jack-o-lantern.

My third grumpy pumpkin was with Angela. That bitch was already missing a tooth so it didn't take much to go full pumpkin.

grumpy pumpkin by t-pyle March 25, 2009

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pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

pumping a grumpy by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

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Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

Pumping a grumpy by Davehar March 28, 2025

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Grumpypumping

when you and your spouse have intercourse after an intense argument.

Me: My girlfriend broke my lamp so I have her a good grumpypumping.

Grumpypumping by hawaiislang May 12, 2016

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Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

Pumpin' a grump by bneffer January 6, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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