grousemate

making a new years resolution to take a massive shit on another man's chest

guy 1: whats your new years resolution mate?
guy 2: ahh to fucking grousemate every cunt in sight this year

by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010

mary sloppins

when you have a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the combination of the two ends up giving you mad diarrhea

guy 1: hey man, heard you haven't been too well lately.
guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins

by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010