The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
A phrase describing the desire and/or act of very rough sex in which the receiving partner is taken from whatever apparatus was initially used (bed, couch, counter, etc.) to the floor.
Guy 1: Hey man, some friends and I are about to see "Lucy". You in?
Guy 2: That Scarlett Johansson movie? Hell yeah I'm in. She's so fucking hot.
Guy 1: Right? Dude, if I got a chance at that, I would fuck her to the ground.
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.