gross call

An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.

Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.

by arrow_keys September 24, 2005

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012