Person 1: Are you going to grook today?

Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes

Person 1: Lolz

Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser

Grook by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006

Related Words

Grook • Grookey • Grookie • grooky • Grooken • grooker • grooking • grookl • gook • Glook

Grook

Genius

I am a grook

Grook by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020

Grook

An artificial intelligence built by Elon Musk. It is said to be "humorous" and enjoys satire.
www.grook.ai

Wow Elon wasn't kidding when he said Grook has a Jekyll and Hyde attitude!

Grook by grok.x.ai November 4, 2023

scissorlift gook

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms

who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?

scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

glook

another way of saying thank you

person: “hey you look nice today”

other person: “glook bro”

glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018

to groke

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food

My cat used to groke at my every meal.

to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026