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grohlgasm

To have an orgasm to any rock music, especially if the music is by Dave Grohl
That nirvana song is so good, I just had a Grohlgasm
by Suzzyy January 5, 2015
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Grohlism

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"
Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"
by foo fan December 18, 2011
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groffgasm

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.
While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm
by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010
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dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.
Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.
by mdtx2 October 3, 2007
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Golgasm

Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
by akmoney October 16, 2007
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Goalgasm

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.
I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.
by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014
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Goalgasm

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.
by The 24 June 14, 2011
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