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The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"
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Golgasm
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
Goalgasm
Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014
Goalgasm
During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!
Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!
Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.