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Grohlism 

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"
Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"
Grohlism by foo fan December 18, 2011
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groffgasm 

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.
While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm
groffgasm by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010

dave grohlasm 

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.
Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.
dave grohlasm by mdtx2 October 3, 2007
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
Golgasm by akmoney October 16, 2007

Goalgasm 

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.
I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.
Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Goalgasm 

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.
Goalgasm by The 24 June 14, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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