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Gnargoyle 

A disgusting female who's had the misfortune of getting her n00dz posted on Is_Anyone_up for the internet world to see and criticize. Typically gnargoyles are overweight and are, but not limited to, hairy, ugly, and tattoed, with sloppy vaginas. These beasts have the grave misconception that someone would actually want to see them naked. #NBHNC
Dude did you see that gnargoyle on Is Anyone Up? I nearly puked on my keyboard.
Gnargoyle by DrDO June 19, 2011
Related Words

nasty gnargnar 

a gross/disgusting person/object

often used to describe a total bk(bonerkill)

wen ur stomach sticks out farther than ur boobs

the gnargnar bar is the level of nastiness that the person or object is....the gnargnar bar goes up to 5-10...depending on ur situation
"i just dropped a duece that tipped the gnargnar bar!!!"

"she hits a 12 on the gnargnar bar"

"those titties were nasty gnargnar"
1. The act of cumming all over one's self.
"Dayumn I just gnarged myself!"

"Billy could not stop himself from gnarging when Jane touched

his arm..."

gnargnar 

a circumsized version of the word "gnarly"
Kadeja : "yo monifa! did you see that hoodrat's tampon string hangin out of her coochie-cutters?"

Monifa: "yee gurl, that shit was gnargnar!"
gnargnar by badonkadej July 17, 2006

savvy-gnargnar 

adj. n.- combination of being a savage and overly gnarly.
pretty much the best thing you can ever be.
"stahla, jump off this massive rock into the water."
"okay."-splash!
"you are sooooo savvy-gnargnar!!!"

Gnargoyling 

The act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a Gnargoyle. This self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase "You've got no balls!" is said to the individual attempting this act.
Guy 1: "I bet you won't jump on that Gnarg, Guy2!"
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."
Gnargoyling by Asswipe Medic August 23, 2011