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Beef Gristle Mill 

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

gristle gripper 

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.
my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.
gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps 

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

grissle frisker 

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner
The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.
grissle frisker by Clem Middia September 12, 2012
Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.
gristle by Anonymous November 15, 2002