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griftic

When ur grinding with a girl and jiz a little in your pants.
"Dude i saw u dancin on that girl last night."

"Yeah i totally grifticd all over my self."
by soienuH July 3, 2009
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Grifting

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.
Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena
by DancingRonin September 2, 2013
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Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.
Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.
by Adam8909x June 18, 2022
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Grifting Grand

Grifting is another word for sucking. Grand is used to describe a large penis. Therefore grifting grand is sucking an enormous penis.
by I'm sosorry Mr. Band February 24, 2017
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Griftified

im so griftified
by Griftifiedcreator June 8, 2017
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Griftire

Satire so complete those being derided will pay you to make fun of them because they believe you support them.

When satire of a group that is fairly clear from an objective perspective but isn't being picked up on by the group you have satirized, and that group instead idolizes you and you use this to perpetuate a brand and grift them for as much money and influence as they can get while laughing at them behind their backs.

Doing so generally requires making statements that under basic scrutiny (or even outright blatantly) undermine the very premise you appear to support support.

Because this requires adopting a 24/7 persona to the outside world many may take the persona seriously and not realise it is satire.

Some of the most obvious Examples of this include:

Ayn Rand, Flat Earthers on You tube who repeatedly prove the earth is a globe while insisting that's not what they've done, Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Look at these saps who believe Nick Adams, I need to figure out my one Griftire.

Ayn Rand's Griftire was so good people still uncritically and unironically believe it on both sides.
by BirdScholar August 9, 2023
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grifics

(Belizean) Creole for sexual personal information, business situations, experiences or occurrences.
My wife was just about to explain the grifics of our bedroom games when I abruptly interrupted her.

Creole- me no deh pan you di tell she all ah fi we grifics ina di bedroom.

English-I am not comfortable with you telling her about our bedroom grifics
by professor_ink1 March 5, 2014
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