Griftitute

A prostitute who makes you pay way more money than he or she is worth.

Person A: Man, this callgirl made me pay $2200 and then gave me the clap.
Person B: What a griftitute

by lasseddrescher November 22, 2016

Gratitute

A Fart that your grateful for.

"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."

by MachoMing March 24, 2010