The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

My mum always soap grafts because she doesn't want to waste anything. Soap grafting is good.

Soap grafting by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009

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Gigafuckton

Currently the largest amount of any given thing. Many times larger than the fuckton, and vastly larger than a shitload or assload.

1 Gigafuckton is equal to...

1x10^3 Megafucktons
1x10^6 Kilofucktons
1x10^9 Fucktons

After not emptying the trash for 3 weeks, I found a gigafuckton of ants living in it.

Gigafuckton by cchriss92 September 20, 2009

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Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.

Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.

Graffing Out by S2KJ October 5, 2009

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Grafeces

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"

Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!

Grafeces by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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